Juice Water.

When I was a normal Earth boy... I would drink juice-water. It was a potion.

It was soothing to my... egg bodies.

Would you like to know what was in it?

Well, if I tell you, it shall no longer be a secret. But I'll play your game. 

I'll even let you win:

It was a mixture between... any brand of drinking water, and...

Tap water.

Crisp.

Crisp.

Smooth.

-K. G. Wolfe